craching crawbs ish sho fun

2006-06-01T22:41:00.000+08:00

well..we have shifted!.. www.singleandavailable.blogspot.com... hopefully its temporary...

2006-04-16T15:17:00.000+08:00

ERROR!

ok..that dumb animation couldnt work out due to i-dunno-what-happened technical error..so i had to waste my precious time satisfying stephen request by editing the animation again...before you people go ooohahhhhh ewwww..... here is what the animation should look like...and im not dirty or pervertic..i was just obliging to stephen's polite request.. =P...

2006-04-16T14:52:00.000+08:00

HAPPY EASTER

stephen wants me to blog.. and he sent me an animation along with his polite request... however hard i tried..i couldnt figure out his intentions of asking me to put this dumb animation in..as kinky as it looked at first.. it sure didnt fooled me or turn me on or whatsoever..in fact it looks horrible..like the female having some sort of incurable constipation and hence tada! she is in that position......

i couldnt find anything interesting to blog about but i shall tok abt the most dreaded event now...which is non other than the upcoming mid yr exams.. it sucks big time.. coz it puts crabbing and other stuff on hold.. argh.. it irks me to think of it.. haiz... but what to do... after mid yr comes our lovely prelims..after prelims our O lvls..after O lvls our A lvls and blah blah blah.. the point im trying to put across is that there is no end to being subjected to such tortourous and mundane routine..so ENJOY LIFE WHILE U CAN...and of coz dun stress yourself out unnecessarily coz dere is no end to the influx of stress..muahaha...

WE MISS THE CRABS. THE CRABS MISS US TOO. WE CANT HELP IT. THEY CANT HELP IT TOO... =(...

2006-04-14T23:07:00.000+08:00

happy good friday!

actually we were supposed to go crabbing today...bt since the hardworking crew behind this blog put their priorities in their studies, crabbing this week has been called off.

tk really suks...y did they have to put the sports carnival on the eve of a public holiday? knn cheat our money...den we can onli be released at 5.30. anw, after yesterday's sports carnival, we headed down to carls.jr @ suntec 4 dinner. ooo the burger thr owns n the drinks own too. we were pwned n went home with bursting stomaches.

bt really...split liao lor...some soccer geeks choose to isolate themselves frm the rest of us. n the non-soccer dudes talked abt stuff (for this blog to remain PG, details will not be posted). for more information abt the mastermind of horniness, visit jiantwinson.blogspot.com

there is really nth interesting to write abt...i hate matthew for making me write about absolutely nothing. btw, this mth's FHM is among one of the best...buy a copy or u can borrow frm me =)
matthew n i made out in the bus...it was disgusting...he was all over me.

2006-04-09T21:40:00.000+08:00

WAD AN UNFORTUNATE DAY..

omg man.. LEMME explain wad 'moderately unfortunate' accident it was that caused me to hurt my TOE. It was all stephen's fault. =(. If he didnt come to the BBQ, i wuldnt have worn slippers to play soccer. If i had worn shoes to play soccer. i think his leg wud be broken by then. If his mum didnt call up my mum, i wuldnt have cursed and swear at him. If he didnt play soccer with me, i wuldnt have hurt my toe. If he didnt bump into me, my toe wudlnt be broken. If he didnt stand at the wrong place at the wrong time, my toe wudlnt be HURT. so it all boils down to that assholes fault. i have been very magnanimous by not claiming any medical bills from him. so he must be feeling grateful for having such a kind and caring friend. OMG. =)

by the way i was planning to go on a crabbing trip to tanah merah or singapore river or tanjong rhu.. but my poor toe. THANKS STEPHEN I LOVE U. =). claim a hug/kiss from me tmr.

2006-04-09T20:24:00.002+08:00

ok since we din go out this saturday, let me explain what happened.
apparently because of some moderately unfortunate event, matthew was unfit to go fishing. we are so sorry to disapoint u.
friday night was so fun, we went to jian's hse 4 dinner...the curry chicken n sotong balls were so SHIOK. drools* den after tt we went to play soccer at the cage. it was after 10pm n all the lights were out, so we had to play in the dark.it was NCC vs the ROJAK team n things were beggining to b so fun until...
MATTHEW-so well camouflaged in the dark, ran past stephen, who apparently couldnt see him n matthew tripped over stephen's size 11n a half feet. poor matthew den rolled on the floor in pain, clutching his toe. he didnt play after tt. after everyone went home, jian had to help matthew up to his hse whr he spent the good rest of the night crying on his pillow...."y do i have a friend like stephen??''
obviously, it wasnt stephen's fault for having big feet.blame his parents =P. on the other hand, having big feet means tt person has a big **** wow yeokfei must be a very lucky girl indeed!^^ jus jk =p
the next day, matthew visited a chinese sen seh or rather sin seah (watever u call those quack docs) n the chinese physicist told him tt his toe bone has a hairline fracture, causing a rapture in a blood vessel. sHo0O poor thing ='( the chinese physicist den applied'some shit' n bandaged his toe. we pray for matthew to recover quickly.
anw, on monday, always be careful when near matthew-pls TRY TO AVOID stepping on his toe.pls so easy on him-hes a patient still going through recovery.

we wish matthew a speedy road to recovery.

2006-04-04T23:58:00.000+08:00

omg..due to a major technical problem.. i cant upload the remaining picts in the previous post. As such i shall post it here.. enjoy!..

i found out what tt sea monster is..its a mantis shrimp!..or rather (Hemisquilla ensigera)...lol...and i hate stef.. for eating it alone.. nxt time is my turn to bring it home..

tickle!...

we smell of fish. we think of fish. we dream of fish. we eat fish. we live to fish

2006-04-04T23:11:00.000+08:00

What a disastrous weekend!!!

ahhh...stephen has a new name!... we call him 'stef' now.. not because 'stephen' doesnt sound nice.. but simply because its such a tongue twister..lolol...'stef' sounds gay..prolly sounds like 'stephanie'...my name doesnt sound nice too...'matthew' sounds nicer den 'matt'....woot..that isnt the point..the point is we had a disastrous weekend after a week of planning of anticipation...ARGH

well...stephen and i fell sick last tuesday..after getting drenched and swimming in the rain...ZZZ..so we went to beach road to buy a portable gas cooker, a kerosene lamp and some other stuff... it was freaking expensive but it didnt matter...

anyway we met at 2 plus in the afternoon on saturday.. the tide wasnt that fantastic but we decided to go ahead..blah blah..we took a cab and the uncle was friendly... soon we reached the boardwalk and saw that two irritating chinese boys..one fat one thin.. and they were like... AHH YOU AGAIN.....

we ate our $2 chicken rice.. and that desmond was like.. I CANT EAT THINGS WITH BONES... omgomg... did he expect me to help him debone the slices of chicken, that i didnt noe. woot.. after eating we went to tie the fishheads to the nets and cages.. they were blardy decomposing and freaking smelly.. and as usual that desmond vomitted into the sea below.. and guess wad?..one dumb child continued to play near the vomit like nthg happened lidat.. i guess he was prolly tinking.. HEY MAN WHATS THAT STINKY SMELL. I GUESS ITS MY FART. =)... anw the fish heads were ferocious.. and stef got his finger cut as a result..=)..

ROARRR says the ferocious fish =)

the ingredients for successful crabbing and vomitting

ahh...we waited dam blardy long before we caught a beautiful flower crab.. and stef the sadist decided to personalise it make it look like him...

HEY look at me im a POSER..(just joking stef) =)

lol..we were bored with the waiting..so we brought out our cooking tools and the master chef desmond whipped up a meal for us..his OH-MY-SO-LOVELY-AND-TASTY kimichi noodles with LUNCHEON MEAT.

greedy keith

stef is drooling...

ahh...we got preeetty bored.. so we decided to entertain the crabs =)

star wars- episode fight of the crabbies

woot..and to our horror of horror..shock of shock..we actually pulled up a LOBSTER..and i swear it was a lobster..or i tink it is.. but its container confirm not a crayfish... stef pulled it up. as usual. but i tink it was tyco. anw i was doing my zuo wen. when he suddenly shouted. EH MATT I TINK I CAUGHT A CATFISH OMG OMG.. EH NO I TINK I CAUGHT A RAT.. OMG OMG... EH NO WHAT THE FARK IS THIS?.... and i ran over and SAW THE LOVELY LOBSTER!!!..people were gathering all around us and stood gawking at the absolutely majestic sight. and the four of us brought it back for a little torture...HEH HEH..

its prolly a crossbreed between a prawn and a crayfish and a lobster..3 in 1..=)

ahh the cute keith thought he could tickle it to death so as not to prolong its suffering..

and it had FREAKING SHARP CLAWS..like wolverine..=)..wolf wolf

we took a bus home this time round.. and i feel terribly guilty for using keith as an excuse to go home.. sorry keith... anw luckily we didnt take the bus at the wrong side...LOL..

2006-03-29T10:47:00.000+08:00

Adventures of the sunburnt bapoks..=)

ahh..it all began with a call from desmond..

''Pring Pring eh matt u wan go crabbing anot.''
''set la lets go. faster man.''
'' kk meet at 10 at bedok arh..dun be late..go call stephen and wake tt stupid keith up..''
''err stephen awake oredi coz he msg me in the morning but wa tt keith dam pig sia..lol..ok cya''

oohh..den it all started..desmond gave me another call at 10..
''eh ware the fark are u? i still at tanjong katong dere''
''WHAT!!!!! u told me not to be late..zzzz''

but i had expected it..coz hes always late..so luckily i was still at home.. anyway i then met stephen at the market and we began begging for fish heads from the fishmongers..soon we got bout 15 smelly heads and we went to hop on to desmonds cab and put the crab nets and cages in the boot..ahh..i pity the uncle man..luckily the fish blood nvr drip unto his boot..or else arh..shiok sia wen he open and smell..

we took the cab to changi and went shopping for more crab nets.. so ex man..altogether bout $23..den we bought breakfast and took a bus to Changi beach club. In the bus got one ang moh lady with mop hair sat nxt to me. i bet she tinking 'wa fark wads tt stinky smell i wanna find another seat to sit.' But sadly she didnt. Den we went to our fav spot and started to set up those cages. Wa wen i open tt bag of fish heads...kana can vomit sia..the smell worse den smelling rotten socks. budden me and stephen went to tie all the nets and cages. the stupid desmond took the easy job and went slacking. After we tie liao the tide still dam low, so we went to search for young coconut so can eat coconut bread (according to desmond). Budden suay sia..cannot even find one.

so off we went to start crabbing. As usual, within 5 mins of throwing down the cages and nets, we caught small flower crabs. but the sun dam hot, so we took a rest in the shelter and played guess fist game. soon came along another ang moh tourist with her husband. they saw our small flower crab and told us in their american accent..

'oh my u poor little thing(the crab not me). u gotta release it so it can live.'

and we went 'yup no prob.'

but in our mind it was like 'DUH. u tink we small kid arh need to tell us wad to do and wad not to do.'

the lady still stand dere like hawk lidat wait for us to throw before she leave. so desmond picked up the 'poor' crab and flinged it back into the sea. budden suayest of the suayest, the crab struck the kelong pole with tt bang sound and the pincer fell off before it 'plopped' into the sea. wen the ang moh lady saw tt, she went 'AHHHH! and clutched her heart and gave tt 'i pity u' look. thereafter her husband stare at us sia. BUT i swear it wasnt on purpose. it hit the wrong place at the wrong time. zzz..

the other interesting thing was tt we caught a horseshoe crab. and the clever stephen tot tt its mouth was wide enuff for his lollipop. but to his dismay, it wasnt. =(

ahh and i hate those mr/mrs-noe-it-all teaching their kids the wrong thing.. while their kids were gawking at it and were like 'daddy/mummy wads tt called.' and the parent, not wanting to lose face by saying dunno, simply told dem ' oh its a CRAYFISH '. wen i heard tt i wanted to luff. and i almost did. here is wad a crayfish looks like anyway:

see the big difference?..

anw we became hungry at dinner time. so we decided to call mac. by then it was raining. so while waiting, we decided to take a swim in the rain at the resort's pool..the water was lukewarm..so shiok. me and stephen den played at the water slide. after 15 mins we went back crabbing..so sian man we only caught small flower crabs and about 12 kg worth of catfish(thx mr 'winston'). however tt day the fish catch rate dam power.

i still miss labrador. the water is so crystal clear. the only downside is tt its so far away compared to changi. and the crabs are monsterous compared to changi

ooh. soon our mac came and we gobbled it down by the pool. so romantic. we went home soon after we washed the cages and nets. free water from the resort..ahh so cool..

2006-03-27T19:05:00.000+08:00

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